You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
how drunk are you?
Several
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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