There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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