Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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