His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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