I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
where are you?
Hypothermia
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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