Don't you send me to vm
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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