i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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