I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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