i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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