I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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