i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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