i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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