How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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