so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
so let's talk penis.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
