i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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