this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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