HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My life is pants optional.
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