HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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