I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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