Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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