he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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