Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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