What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
