i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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