I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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