I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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