Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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