I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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