my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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