for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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