The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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