My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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