Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!

(253): View more from Washington

Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?

(503): View more from Oregon

Succeeded.

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(518): View more from New York

just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?

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(512): View more from Texas

Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!

(1-512): View more from Texas

I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?

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