awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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