Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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