you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
he laminated a picture of his dick.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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