Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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