shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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