i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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