She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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