So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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