Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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