other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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