Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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