I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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