First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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