yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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