so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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