I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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