people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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