My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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