question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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True strength comes from lack of pants
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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