I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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