When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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