he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Randomize
