is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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