Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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