there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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