We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
tell me about the fingering
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