i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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